Matt Gaetz: This racial justice warrior had no problem in Hollywood portraying the White Supremacist leader of a motorcycle gang.
Perlman: Yes sir, so true! So rewarding playing a$$holes on TV. Tell me sir, how is it actually being one?
Perlman: And while we’re at it, what is this s*** about playing your crowd with dog whistles like “Hollywood“, making them think culture is the thing that’s keeping them down? When it’s really you and your greed.
Matt Gaetz: Honestly? The fact that Hollywood thinks I’m an a$$hole is a badge of honor :) You wouldn’t be tweeting about me if my message weren’t true & effective. Threatens your wokeness. How triggered will you be when realDonaldTrump is re-elected? More or less than when crooked lost?
Perlman: Speaking of woke, Matty, do you think it’s just Hollywood that thinks you’re an a$$hole? Read the comments, I’ll wait.
Perlman: Ya know what, you’re right. A guy who wins a totally gerrymandered district with daddy’s money deserves our deepest admiration. You’re right... I only PLAY scumbags and grifters. You’re the real deal!
Matt Gaetz: Gerrymandered district? The western and northern borders of my district are Alabama. The southern boundary is the Gulf of Mexico. It’s literally impossible to gerrymander. Try again.
Perlman: Try again? Dude, you brought a Holocaust denier to the State Of The Union. Doesn’t get sicker than that. Buzz off punk, it’s past your bedtime.
Perlman: P.S. You’re lucky for this guy Matt. If it weren’t for him you’d be the ugliest politician walking.
Cruz: Listen Hellboy. You talk good game when you’ve got Hollywood makeup & stuntmen. But I’ll bet $10k—to the nonpolitical charity of your choice—that you couldn’t last 5 min in the wrestling ring w/ Jim_Jordan w/o getting pinned. You up for it? Or does your publicist say too risky?
[Top comment]: It's still amazing Ted Cruz is wanting someone to fight a guy who protected sexual assault victims ON TWITTER.
Perlman: Wait, is this THE Ted Cruz? Holy s*** man! Is this the same guy let little Donnie call his wife a dog and his father an assassin and now kisses his ass? Yo, can I get your autograph man?
Perlman: I tell you what Teddy boy, since mentioning Jim Jordan and wrestling is... problematic, why don’t we say f*** him and just make it you & me. I’ll give 50k to Black Lives Matter and you can keep all the tax payer money you were thinking of spending.
Cruz: I get it, you’re rich. But, apparently, soft. You sure seem scared to wrestle Jordan (whom you keep insulting). Can’t take the heat? Need to get a manicure?
Perlman: Teddy, Teddy, what kind of a muthaf***a offers to have another guy, probably asleep at the time, kick another guy’s a$$?
Perlman: Let’s get back to bizness Ted. Jim Jordan’s too easy, just a little b****. But you Teddy, you talk s*** about New York every chance you get. My hometown. It’s personal. Let’s go mofo!
[Top comment]: Wait wait. This is Ted Cruz, who told Donald Trump to leave his wife alone and wanted to fight him but now spends his time groveling at Trump’s feet like a lapdog, calling Ron Perlman weak?! LMAO.
Walter Schaub: After seeing Ted Cruz, the Senator who read a children's rhyming book on the floor of the Senate, challenge an actor to wrestle... somebody else, I'm thinking the Senate can stop calling itself the "greatest deliberative body in the world."
Perlman: Ya know Ted, I’ve been giving this some thought- leave Jim_Jordan home and give me 10 minutes with you and Mitch McConnell. Let’s see what else you muthaf***as can obstruct besides justice. All we need’s a time, place, and a few EMTs standing by. LMK.
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